Friday, November 11, 2005

Arm Pat Robertson

That certainly would elevate him from being unbelievably comical to unbelievably dangerous.
Consider that for a moment; imagine if Pat Robertson had command of a military force that had the capabilities of the U.S. military.

God would be a part of all of our lives, regardless.

I saw his little diatribe against the town of Dover, Pennsylvania on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night after class and thought about writing extensively about this fool but then figured I have too much to do and too little time to do it, so I’m going to sponge off of other peoples work to entertain my Robertson post.

S.Z., owner/operator/genius of World O’ Crap has taken ol’ Pat to the proverbial woodshed in her own unique way. Go give it a read when you get the chance, and while you’re there enjoy the other rhetorical beatings she dishes out.

When I lose my cool, get all red-faced and angry, ready to cap off a few wingnuts, I try to head over that way for a comical look at the idiocy that abounds in our wonderful society.

I’m no internet doctor, but if you are experiencing indigestion, a pounding headache, a heartache, or are on the verge of exterminating your neocon neighbor, take one World O’ Crap, toss it back with a shot of your favorite juice, and you might just feel better in the morning. If that doesn’t work, try it again. If that still doesn’t work, use a stiffer juice and maybe compliment it with a toke or two.

Try it out Doc, it might help. ,

4 Opinions:

Blogger A Christian Prophet speaks!

Pat Robertson once ran for President and not many people voted for him. He has very little influence. Maybe it would be a good idea to find out Who really does have influence.

1:11 PM  
Blogger Redjalapeno speaks!

"Maybe it would be a good idea to find out Who really does have influence."

What do you mean really mean by that, and why is 'who' capitalized?

4:14 PM  
Blogger Dr. C speaks!

RJ, that was a great lead. I just like watching Pat "Kill the Venezuelians" Robertson stick his foot in his mouth all the way down to the Ligament of Treitz. I just keep saying to myself: "I am not angry." It sort of helps. Sort of.

1:29 PM  
Blogger oldwhitelady speaks!

I'm going to take one world o'crap... that was good!

12:28 AM  

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